Why being twenty-eight sucks.........

1. You are balding/ growing a beer-paunch/ fussing over too much soda/ sugar in your diet.

2. You either stay with your parents or you dont; you're screwed both ways.

3. You are too young to follow Ramdev, too old to drool over Larissa Riquleme.

4. You can no longer down six pints of lager and still spell out an Icelandic volcano.

5. You suddenly notice that even Shahid Afridi is 30.

6. You sufer from insomnia and then get rapped on the knuckles for sleeping through projection-data-CRM mumbo-jumbo.

7. You hated the concept of GPA; now you hate the concepts of appraisal.

8. Your denims are attractive and flashy. Sadly, your eye-bags are not.

9. You haven't yet figured out what love is.

10. You already feel holding hands in malls is tacky. And overt.

11. You want to tear down everything mundane. And yet are afraid of change.

12. You realize that Maa is growing old. So is Baba. And you're going to be alone soon.